From lacklustre machine text to hard-hitting marketing copy

Rod Mitchell, AI Tamer, Copywriter London

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When machines try to be copywriters, conversions take a dive

You reckon your AI output is good to go. You publish. Why does it flop?

AI informs →‍ AI Tamer converts.

AI dumps features →‍ AI Tamer brings them to life.

AI confuses →‍Tamer focuses on clarity and structure.

Machine suffers 

TKO

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AI Tamer to ChatGPT: “Persuasion isn’t in your DNA. Am I right?”

ChatGPT response: “You’re right in the literal sense. I don’t feel emotion, have instincts, or experience risk the way a human does. That matters, especially in persuasion.”

Conclusion: And there you have it, from the mouth of one of the world’s most successful Large Language Models.

Machines do speed and volume brilliantly. But they can’t sell for toffee!

AI rewrites: 

case scenarios

AI Tamer takes machine-generated text by the scruff of the neck, shakes it all about, and makes sense of the patronising humbug it produces. Here are some examples…

  • AI: “Our ultrafast broadband service delivers lightning-fast speeds, seamless connectivity, and reliable performance for homes and businesses. Powered by advanced fibre technology, it ensures uninterrupted streaming, gaming, and productivity.” 🥱

    AI Tamer: “Pages load before you can blink. Perfectly clear calling. Stutter-free movies. Gaming at another level. Pure music to your ears.” 😍

    Verdict: AI tried to sell to consumers and businesses at the same time - pleasing neither. My version picks a side, ditches the jargon, and translates features into human benefits.👏

  • AI: “Empower your enterprise with our industry-leading SaaS solution that delivers unparalleled synergy and drives exponential ROI through seamless integration and revolutionary innovation.” 🥱

    AI Tamer: “View CRM, project management, and analytics on a single dashboard. Most teams see 40% faster reporting in the first month.” 😍

    Verdict: Focuses on a pain point, a clear benefit, and a believable result instead of word salad! 👏

  • AI: “Our cutting-edge drill is engineered for precision, power, and efficiency on every job. Designed with advanced technology, it delivers superior results for professionals and DIY enthusiasts alike.” 🥱

    AI Tamer: “This drill bites fast, drives clean, and keeps going when others start whining. So you finish the job faster and move on.” 😍

    Verdict: Trades generic hype for specifics and attitude, making it more believable and easier to picture in use. 👏

  • AI: “Our AI-driven optimisation platform uses predictive analytics, automated replenishment, and real-time supply chain intelligence to maximise efficiency across multi-channel distribution networks.” 🥱

    AI Tamer: “Our software helps you predict demand, keep shelves stocked, and run your supply chains more efficiently.” 😍

    Verdict: The jargon-laden version forces people to decode the language before they understand the benefit, thus creating friction. The plain English version instantly tells them what's what. 👏

  • AI: “Our premium marble floor tiles offer luxurious elegance, superior durability, and timeless sophistication for discerning homeowners and commercial spaces.” 🥱

    AI Tamer: “You have to see marble, feel it, and walk all over it. When you have, nothing less will do.” 😍

    Verdict: AI tried to impress everyone with vague luxury talk and tech-sounding filler. The tamed version picks vivid sensory experiences, and lets the product do the talking - to a single audience, not two. 👏

  • AI: “Our all-in-one holiday app delivers seamless travel planning, personalised destination recommendations, real-time itinerary updates, and 24/7 customer support for effortless vacations.” 🥱

    AI Tamer: “It’s right in front of you - where you want, when you want, all you want, at the right price. Just pack and GO.” 😍

    Verdict: AI relied on corporate buzzwords and a laundry list of features. The tamed version is reassuring. 👏

  • AI: “Our comprehensive investment advisory services offer customised financial planning, diversified asset allocation, and robust risk management.” 🥱

    AI Tamer: “You want an investment portfolio that lets you sleep at night. We will build it for you, based a thorough understanding of what you need to achieve.” 😍

    Verdict: AI tried to impress with corporate gobbledegook. The tamed version focuses on the client and their objectives. 👏

  • AI: “Featuring an ergonomically curved, non-slip handle, this high-performance loo brush fits comfortably in your hand to provide maximum scrubbing leverage with minimal effort.” 🥱

    AI Tamer: “Plop goes the weasel. Dispatches all unpleasantness like magic. Fresh or mature, no left-behinds. Guaranteed.” 😍

    Verdict: Just the job! 👏

Working 4U 

What I need

AI output.

Prompt history.

Target audience.

Delivery

First draft 5 working days.

Up to 3 drafts.

NDA? With pleasure.

Cost

Hourly rate £60 (4 hours min).

Project rate negotiable (5 days min).

Sector experience

Tech, Finance, Retail, FMCG, Manufacturing (Beverages & Spirits).

Scorecard 

AI Tamer vs AI

Table comparing the positive attributes of AI Tamer against the negativity of AI.

Content

MUST drive form

You live in a world of Figma, Canva, templates, and UI frameworks. A landing page is a visual container.

You buy a theme, drop in some blocks, and treat the words as placeholder text for insertion at the last minute; increasingly using AI.

It’s cheap and fast. It’s also counter-productive, because machines cannot win hearts and minds. Only a human copywriter can do that.

AI Tamer is ready to show you how.

AI regurgitates a mishmash of words from thousands of brand voices to create yours.

AI Tamer transforms AI into your brand with marketing copy that hits the sweet spot.

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Box clever

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Machine-generated text stripped of baloney, rebuilt to hit hard and convert. It sounds like you because it is you - honest, human, and impossible to ignore.

Get your AI text tamed.